Practically Briny Today

To recap: no car, sick kitten, overattentive vet.....

• There is nothing sadder than Ticky yowling at the bathroom door because I am the meanest woman alive because I can't let him out until he uses the litter box. Oddly enough, this makes him more affectionate towards me when I nip in for a pee myself. He does not like to be alone. He does not want some water and wet food. Start laying the odds out on my winding up adopting him.
  
• Officially, that Business Information Sources Workshop and its assignment is the stupidest waste of my time ever. I don't even care, it is such a waste of my time and an example of that indirect Midwestern mushmouthedness that makes me scream.
  

Crap. Just kill me now.