Sunday, February 03, 2008

Time To Face Facts--The Sartorial Edition

Note to self: You don't wear scarves. The ex's comment about your thick neck still stings after all these years (really, you should have broken up with him for that comment right quick) and scarves detract from the awesome ability of your breasts to attract male attention. Really, don't destroy the landscape with clutter. Just give it all to Goodwill.

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