I may be a childless 36 year old, but I do have more sense than to buy these presents for my nieces and nephews. If only because Genevieve and Dusie will have to tuck them away to prevent newborn nap disturbances and babies swallowing pieces and screaming, emergency room visits, and "Really, Kerry!"
An accordian. Polka is not going to save itself, people.
A make it yourself ukele kit
A specialty pack of 7 different source chocolate bars from Trader Joe's
A set of Bucky Balls
The Kitten Party DVD
A kitten (also a puppy or a fish)
An ice cream maker
Dried mushroom assortment
Pocket sound machine
Their own CD player
The Law & Order DVD box set--What! L&O is great for the whole family.
Some 20X200 art--like this adorable bear