I Know I've Gotten Weirder Mail...

But the form letter from State Representative Michael J. Skindell congratulating me on my recent graduation from Kent State just blew my mind. It seems awfully intrusive. Yet I am slightly miffed that he congratulates me on my college degree and not my graduate degree--hey, there's not too many of those in the state! So what favors should I hit him up for? He invites me to call him if he can ever be of assistance...