So I'm at my mom's house in NJ. She's gone off to Vermont and charged me with keeping an eye on kith and kin and feeding Mama, my dad's feral cat.
So, have I held a wild party, taken any drugs, hit the liquor cabinet, invited boys over, jacked up the a/c?
I made potato salad. Well, she did tell me not to do that.
Sadly, this is pretty much what I would have done at 17 too.