I think I need to get onto a pay service. This week's bachelors are so uninspiring.
One had this as the first line of his profile: "I am a shy nerdy guy in search of someone who can be a companion to one.
I have no experience despite my age. But that is a long story for another day."
Which makes me wonder what he means by no experience--virgin? Never dated at all? Because his profile picture shows him with facepaint.
Another admitted to having had recent hemorrhoid surgery. Wow, that's so sexy.