My day went to shit before noon, but was redeemed by my discovery that it's Eurovision 2012 week. Unlike the Olympics, this is a crazy international competitive spectacle I can get behind! And Russia is being represented by the Buranovskiye Babushki from Udmurta.
If only the giant oven behind them spit out some pumpernickel as the babas were shuffling along. Apparently the oven is referenced in the lyrics, hence its presence. Because otherwise? Wow, Russian drugs must be really good.